ISIS Bride Suddenly Wants the American Dream
Captain Corn

Back in 2014 when the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) – AKA the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) – was gaining world-wide notoriety after several successful military campaigns and several YouTube’d beheadings of foreigners, a strange phenomenon began to increase where women living in various countries fled to the middle east in order to be brides under the rule of the ISIS/ISIL caliphate.

The seal of ISIS/ISIL

Most of these brides were of middle eastern / near eastern descent and followers of Islam who apparently believed that the ISIS caliphate was going to be a permanent fixture in the region and be a place where they could live with fellow Muslims sharing their beliefs, while having families without the “oppression” of the western capitalist infidel societies that their “home” countries were members of, and were subjecting them to.

Hoda Muthana, an ISIS/ISIL bride now seeking to return to America…

One such young woman – Hoda Muthana – left from Alabama in the United States at age twenty and traveled to ISIS-held territory where she then married an ISIS fighter and was his wife until his death in 2015, at which point she married another fighter and had his child. Seems like a stand-up girl. Overall, Muthana had three jihadist husbands during her five-year holy war stint, and when the end was finally near (ISIS territory being compressed down to only a few square miles) she eventually surrendered to U.S. troops in January of 2019.

Back in 2015 however, she appeared to be satisfied indeed with life in the new caliphate as she was quite active on her Twitter account suggesting to others to join her holy war cause and also kill citizens in the U.S. before they left… This is not to even mention what sort of support she must have provided militant extremists while she was living with them and they were you know…killing innocent civilians and allied troops in their never-ending thirst for the endless expansion of their caliphate through the murder of others and the theft of the corresponding resources. This was actually how ISIS became such a threat in the first place. In the spirit of Islam they grew like a cancer in the region by attacking quickly and using the wealth and equipment from gained territory to further fuel more murder and raiding/plundering.

As the ISIS/ISIL caliphate grew, and as they garnered ever more attention with savage and barbaric beheadings of usually abducted foreigners, many people worldwide such as ISIS brides like Hoda showed their true colors and what they really support when only given the slightest chance to do so.

Did Hoda support the freedom and equality that she enjoyed in the United States? Apparently not, and not only did she wish to go live with her true people showing her true colors, she also simultaneously sought the death and destruction of the U.S. and its citizens as well. Why wouldn’t it just be enough to go and live in her middle eastern homeland one might ask? No one can answer that question but Hoda who also should probably tell us why in the absolute HELL she thinks she should be granted entry BACK into the U.S. after the effective “fall of ISIS”. It seems like Hoda only wants the downfall of western civilization whenever it’s convenient for her and when it’s not, she would actually like to go back and live in it – and also “have her own car” as per her latest interviews.

Isn’t it a sad sight seeing this “poor woman and child” being kept out of the United States? Except…no, since she wished death on its citizens and effectively renounced her claimed citizenship when she joined ISIS. It’s a wonder she was not shot on sight when she surrendered to US forces upon ISIS’ downfall.

The best part about all of this is the mainstream media being crass enough to fuel a discussion of this ridiculous double-Benedict-Arnold by sympathetically showing pictures of her and her Jihadi-born son as if Americans are supposed to either feel sorry for this woman (who effectively wanted us to all die), or for even a moment at all entertain the possibility of any sort of legal “right” which she claims to have for re-entry as a “citizen” of the United States – a claim which President Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo have rejected.

First, this woman is technically an enemy of the state, possibly guilty of war crimes herself for even being a part of ISIS – and again, not to mention whatever actual support role she served for them during her tenure, which may have included assisting with the torturing and killing of ISIS’ opponents etc – but at the very least, she most certainly is a traitor, which during a time of war is punishable by death (on the spot).

Then there is the fact that when she was born in New Jersey, her farther was a foreign diplomat from Yemen who was only still in the U.S. due to an extension to his diplomatic stay granted as a result of the civil unrest and conditions at the time in his home country. That’s right, whenever some sort of amnesty or asylum is granted to these sorts of people, it always comes back to bite the U.S. in the ass because they sooner or later use that against us.

First, her family should not have even been in the U.S. when she was born, but they were still here simply out of the kindness of America’s heart. Secondly, her father was still a diplomat at the time, and the children of diplomats born in the U.S. are not granted citizenship by birth. On no planet in no universe does Hoda have ANY claim to U.S. citizenship REGARDLESS of the fact that even if she once did, that would all be null and void due to her absconding to go support an enemy of the U.S. (and of the free world), and directly supporting insurgents engaged in active and deadly combat with U.S. and allied forces.

Lastly… the United States government can do this thing called revoking your citizenship – which it doesn’t have to do in this case since she was never a citizen – but not only does the U.S. have certain legal provisions for doing so (which Hoda has certainly met), but at the end of the day, they can do it at any time for any reason to any person because simply…who in the hell is going to stop them? The U.S. can revoke your citizenship and tie up all legal appeals to that action for the next hundred years and who is going to prevent that while you sit in the sand in Syria? Hoda is this thing called one dumb mother fucker – the same as most or all supporters of Jihad. The only difference here is that she is having the chance to show the world just how abhorrently stupid she is due to the media’s attention. It’s almost comical that the same girl who said to other would-be ISIS brides to “…go on drivebys, and spill all of their blood…” before coming to join her cause in Syria is now saying “…I want to go to school, I want to have a job and I want to have my own car…”

Apparently Hoda only wants the American dream whenever she fails to destroy it, has no ISIS ground left to stand on, and is stuck in a Syrian refugee camp… Thank God a federal judge this November has ruled that Hoda and her son are in fact NOT citizens of the U.S. and that her request for entry into this country stands as denied. Dumb bitch.

The Train Wreck That is Lori Loughlin
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The disaster that is Lori Loughlin’s life as of late continues to unfold like a slow-motion train wreck with the latest news being that she and her husband face new and additional charges around the college admissions scandal that they’ve been embroiled in since earlier this year.

Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli were arrested this past March as they were caught in the dragnet set by federal investigators as part of “Operation Varsity Blues”, exposing at least fifty-one people who conspired to facilitate entrances into some of the nation’s top universities by inflating their childrens’ college admissions test scores and faking membership in certain athletic groups – such as crew in the case of Lori and Mossimo ‘s daughters.

Why it’s not already enough to be wealthy and able to send your children to whatever decent school will accept them (Lori and Mossimo have an estimated net worth of around $90 million) is anyone’s guess. Why the feds so voraciously went after this particular crime would take another wild guess considering that there must certainly be bigger fish to fry out there than wealthy families paying exorbitant sums of money to cheat their childrens’ way into colleges.

The most bizarre aspect of this federal operation – which also entangled Desperate Housewives actress Felicity Huffman – is that whilst other defendants (such as Huffman) took responsibility and plead to the charge as would be expected from any normal human being, Loughlin and Mossimo plead not guilty… Not only that, but whenever Loughlin first showed up to court she appeared as if she was there for a promotion of one of her movies – to the extent of even posing for pictures with fans and signing autographs. Walking around with a joker smile in Boston as you appear in court to answer to a federal indictment just doesn’t seem like sane behavior. Pleading not guilty to federal charges whilst everyone else involved is pleading guilty seems somewhat ill-advised as well since the feds don’t play around with things like state prosecutors might.

Felicity Huffman didn’t seem to be in the same fantasy world as Lori, which appears to be a good thing since she only received a fourteen day sentence and only actually served ten days of it…

What Lori apparently did not know about our federal court system is that the prosecutors don’t play anything but hard ball. This isn’t state court where things are plead down and significant deals are cut for pleading guilty… In federal court, the prosecutors EXPECT you to plead guilty and not waste their time with a trial, so they can move on to the next case and continue upping their conviction rates. A lot of these prosecutors are looking for a career in politics later or a federal judgeship. Federal prosecutors are usually very intelligent and ambitious individuals that are NOT trying to be made a fool out of by Aunt Becky.

And “go for it” she did indeed by pleading not guilty to the federal charges levied against her…

In federal court if you don’t plead guilty to the charges at hand, the prosecutors will seek the absolute maximum penalties allowed by federal law which is usually up to twenty years per federal felony and another twenty for each additional count. This is a pretty stiff threat for someone charged with even just one count of one felony, and the potential years start to stack up very quickly as the feds seek convictions on multiple charges and counts. Someone with just two counts on one charge is looking at forty years! Forty is an amazing potential possibility for someone who might plead guilty to the same set of charges and only get probation. The feds want guilty pleas, and they make it very painful if they don’t get them.

Reality didn’t apparently start to set in for Lori until she and Mossimo were hit with additional charges in late October. This is all part of the federal game, continuing to stack the deck against defendants and pressuring them with the potential of spending the rest of their lives in federal prison – which again, is nothing like its state counterpart. In the federal system you can expect to do a clean (and astonishing) eighty-seven percent of your sentence whereas with state convictions usually inmates serve much lower percentages such as fifty percent or even less in a lot of cases.

Lori doesn’t look so spunky at her latest court appearance now that the feds have slapped her with additional charges supposedly taking the years she could face up to 50…

What’s obvious is that Lori is no longer looking as chipper and smiley as she was once was now that she is starting to realize the depth levels of the shit that she and her husband are currently in. What’s not obvious? How she continues to plead not guilty including with regards to the new charges…Aunt Becky must still be living in Full House.

NYC Now Belongs to Illegal Immigrants
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The levels of sheer absurdity when it comes to the growing desire to not enforce immigration laws in this country have now reached all-out epic proportions. In New York City it is now a fineable offence – to the tune of $250,000 – to call someone an “illegal alien” (regardless of if they in fact are or not).

Also on the list of new offenses are discriminating based on someone’s English proficiency OR even threatening to call immigration authorities “based on someone’s actual or perceived alienage, [or] citizenship status, [or] national origin”. This means that the person CAN IN FACT BE an illegal alien, but it is still an offense to call them one OR tell them you are calling INS.

Absolutely amazing. So basically, not only do SO many Democrats in this country WANT illegal aliens here in the U.S. (to increase their voter base when those illegals later have citizen children), but now you can’t even call an illegal out for being one OR tell them you are calling INS without risking a $250k fine!? I suppose the work-around is to just not say anything to them and simply call INS and wait for the problem to get fixed, but the fact that American CITIZENS in this country can’t even SAY to an illegal immigrant that they are indeed an illegal immigrant is utterly ridiculous and astonishing, not to mention stupid. Dems are systematically stripping U.S. citizens of their rights and transferring those rights over to anybody in the world that wants to break the law and come to the U.S. illegally. Just what in the HELL is going on in this nation?

A couple of examples cited as violations of the new guidelines are:

  1. A hotel prohibiting its housekeepers from speaking another language because it would “offend” guests.
  2. A store owner telling two people speaking Thai to “speak English” or “go back to your country.”

The first question that comes to mind is regarding the hotel company that is now obliged to pay someone to work for them… but the company can’t require them to speak in the official language of this country while on the clock? Companies can enforce drug policies and firearms restrictions on citizens that clearly violate their rights but OH NO, they absolutely cannot require that their employees speak English. Absolutely astonishing.

The second question I would ask is how friendly do you think English speaking Americans would be treated if they were say…in Iran openly speaking English? Not only would they be told to stfu, they’d be thrown in jail just for being American, yet these latest rules suggest an American here in the U.S. couldn’t even request for an Iranian to speak English. Instead, we must let them continue to speak Farsi while plotting their next bombing and if we insist they speak English so we can know what they’re saying, WE get a $250k fine! Just what in the absolute HELL is going on in the United States of America to where one of our most prominent cities is bending over backwards to persecute American citizens while opening the door to any law breaking border jumper that can somehow make it to our country? If this isn’t an indicator of the downfall of civilization as we know it, I certainly don’t know what is.

Hillary Confuses “Gutsy” With “Slimy”
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It’s increasingly humorous to watch Hillary Rodham Clinton continue to try and hold onto the slim thread of a possibility of maybe taking another shot at the Presidency whilst also pretending that she can represent women in America today or even the rest of the Democrats for that matter.

While I initially gave Hillary some credit for taking the election loss fairly well and honorably back in 2016, that melted away soon after she joined the rest of the entire Democratic party with their petty, dirty, immature, and constant (failing) attacks against our sitting U.S. President Donald Trump. It’s a wonder the dems have had any time to do anything else but look for ways to tear down The Donald considering how much relentless effort they’ve put into it (oh wait…they DON’T do anything else but that).

At first it looked like Hillary was just what the slippery slope of American politics wanted for the next U.S. President. What could be better after the first African-American but for the first woman President of America? The problem however was… she lost the election – whether that be by electoral college votes or not – and failed at achieving victory for the dems. This is somewhat of a problem for Hillary Rodham. How could the dems ever choose her to represent them for the 2020 run when her record of victory at this is absolutely nil?

The even larger problem with Hillary Rodham is that she simply doesn’t fit with the agenda of what modern American women want to push in this day and age. As women are publicly standing up for their rights in this nation and refusing to let men continue to run over them, Hillary represents the exact opposite of that spirit when she has repeatedly stayed with Bill over DECADES of infidelity in the form of various affairs and sometimes even worse allegations. Oh, then there was that time he got IMPEACHED in front of the entire world for one certain incident involving Monica Lewinsky. How crazy do things have to get before Hillary is going to leave his ass? The answer is, absolutely no level of Bill being a hound dawg was EVER going to result in Hillary standing up for herself because she’s a slimy politician who would do anything to continue to stand by Bill’s side and rise up politically with him so she could eventually take a run at the Presidency herself. For Hillary to have left Bill at any point during his ascension to – or serving as – the President would’ve been the end of Hillary’s slimy political career.

The best and most humorous parts of all of this are her latest comments claiming that her staying with cheater Bill the was “gutsiest” thing she’d ever done in her personal life. First, this isn’t your personal life – it’s your political career – but regardless….Hillary….honey…letting Bill run all over you repeatedly in front of everyone and doing absolutely nothing about it is NOT CALLED “GUTSY”. You can attempt to re-purpose words to inside the imagination of your own mind make you look better to yourself but the rest of us live in reality.

In this thing called reality in 2020, women aren’t buying your bullshit anymore. Modern American women know that you can’t represent them at this point because not only can you not win an election, but you utterly EMBODY the old-school strategy of staying with your man and enduring whatever humiliation that comes along with that regardless of anything else. Hillary… what you’ve done is not “gutsy”, it’s about the exact opposite – it’s “SLIMY”, and it represents the slimy politician that you are, and is the single biggest reason (along with being 71) that there is no possible way for you to represent young modern women in America. You have in fact hurt the cause of American women by contributing to the thought that men can get away with whatever they want – you in fact, are modern American women’s worst enemy.

Hillary Rodham Clinton…in the event that you advise the Biden campaign into the dirt and pull a surprise slimy entry into the 2020 race…inside of that crazy mind of yours, what do you really feel your chances are with young American voters?