ISIS Bride Suddenly Wants the American Dream
Captain Corn

Back in 2014 when the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) – AKA the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) – was gaining world-wide notoriety after several successful military campaigns and several YouTube’d beheadings of foreigners, a strange phenomenon began to increase where women living in various countries fled to the middle east in order to be brides under the rule of the ISIS/ISIL caliphate.

The seal of ISIS/ISIL

Most of these brides were of middle eastern / near eastern descent and followers of Islam who apparently believed that the ISIS caliphate was going to be a permanent fixture in the region and be a place where they could live with fellow Muslims sharing their beliefs, while having families without the “oppression” of the western capitalist infidel societies that their “home” countries were members of, and were subjecting them to.

Hoda Muthana, an ISIS/ISIL bride now seeking to return to America…

One such young woman – Hoda Muthana – left from Alabama in the United States at age twenty and traveled to ISIS-held territory where she then married an ISIS fighter and was his wife until his death in 2015, at which point she married another fighter and had his child. Seems like a stand-up girl. Overall, Muthana had three jihadist husbands during her five-year holy war stint, and when the end was finally near (ISIS territory being compressed down to only a few square miles) she eventually surrendered to U.S. troops in January of 2019.

Back in 2015 however, she appeared to be satisfied indeed with life in the new caliphate as she was quite active on her Twitter account suggesting to others to join her holy war cause and also kill citizens in the U.S. before they left… This is not to even mention what sort of support she must have provided militant extremists while she was living with them and they were you know…killing innocent civilians and allied troops in their never-ending thirst for the endless expansion of their caliphate through the murder of others and the theft of the corresponding resources. This was actually how ISIS became such a threat in the first place. In the spirit of Islam they grew like a cancer in the region by attacking quickly and using the wealth and equipment from gained territory to further fuel more murder and raiding/plundering.

As the ISIS/ISIL caliphate grew, and as they garnered ever more attention with savage and barbaric beheadings of usually abducted foreigners, many people worldwide such as ISIS brides like Hoda showed their true colors and what they really support when only given the slightest chance to do so.

Did Hoda support the freedom and equality that she enjoyed in the United States? Apparently not, and not only did she wish to go live with her true people showing her true colors, she also simultaneously sought the death and destruction of the U.S. and its citizens as well. Why wouldn’t it just be enough to go and live in her middle eastern homeland one might ask? No one can answer that question but Hoda who also should probably tell us why in the absolute HELL she thinks she should be granted entry BACK into the U.S. after the effective “fall of ISIS”. It seems like Hoda only wants the downfall of western civilization whenever it’s convenient for her and when it’s not, she would actually like to go back and live in it – and also “have her own car” as per her latest interviews.

Isn’t it a sad sight seeing this “poor woman and child” being kept out of the United States? Except…no, since she wished death on its citizens and effectively renounced her claimed citizenship when she joined ISIS. It’s a wonder she was not shot on sight when she surrendered to US forces upon ISIS’ downfall.

The best part about all of this is the mainstream media being crass enough to fuel a discussion of this ridiculous double-Benedict-Arnold by sympathetically showing pictures of her and her Jihadi-born son as if Americans are supposed to either feel sorry for this woman (who effectively wanted us to all die), or for even a moment at all entertain the possibility of any sort of legal “right” which she claims to have for re-entry as a “citizen” of the United States – a claim which President Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo have rejected.

First, this woman is technically an enemy of the state, possibly guilty of war crimes herself for even being a part of ISIS – and again, not to mention whatever actual support role she served for them during her tenure, which may have included assisting with the torturing and killing of ISIS’ opponents etc – but at the very least, she most certainly is a traitor, which during a time of war is punishable by death (on the spot).

Then there is the fact that when she was born in New Jersey, her farther was a foreign diplomat from Yemen who was only still in the U.S. due to an extension to his diplomatic stay granted as a result of the civil unrest and conditions at the time in his home country. That’s right, whenever some sort of amnesty or asylum is granted to these sorts of people, it always comes back to bite the U.S. in the ass because they sooner or later use that against us.

First, her family should not have even been in the U.S. when she was born, but they were still here simply out of the kindness of America’s heart. Secondly, her father was still a diplomat at the time, and the children of diplomats born in the U.S. are not granted citizenship by birth. On no planet in no universe does Hoda have ANY claim to U.S. citizenship REGARDLESS of the fact that even if she once did, that would all be null and void due to her absconding to go support an enemy of the U.S. (and of the free world), and directly supporting insurgents engaged in active and deadly combat with U.S. and allied forces.

Lastly… the United States government can do this thing called revoking your citizenship – which it doesn’t have to do in this case since she was never a citizen – but not only does the U.S. have certain legal provisions for doing so (which Hoda has certainly met), but at the end of the day, they can do it at any time for any reason to any person because simply…who in the hell is going to stop them? The U.S. can revoke your citizenship and tie up all legal appeals to that action for the next hundred years and who is going to prevent that while you sit in the sand in Syria? Hoda is this thing called one dumb mother fucker – the same as most or all supporters of Jihad. The only difference here is that she is having the chance to show the world just how abhorrently stupid she is due to the media’s attention. It’s almost comical that the same girl who said to other would-be ISIS brides to “…go on drivebys, and spill all of their blood…” before coming to join her cause in Syria is now saying “…I want to go to school, I want to have a job and I want to have my own car…”

Apparently Hoda only wants the American dream whenever she fails to destroy it, has no ISIS ground left to stand on, and is stuck in a Syrian refugee camp… Thank God a federal judge this November has ruled that Hoda and her son are in fact NOT citizens of the U.S. and that her request for entry into this country stands as denied. Dumb bitch.

The Pre-Columbian Americas
Fox Mulder

While we were all taught as young laddies in school that it was in 1492 that Columbus sailed the ocean blue, the true and actual history of exactly how the American continents came to be discovered and populated remains severely more complicated.

This isn’t to take anything away from Columbus’ accomplishments, as it is certainly true that his achievement remains valid with regards to altering the course of history and opening civilization’s eyes as to just how much the world we live in contains, we are however still charged with uncovering the real truths behind the exact points in history that humans ‘discovered‘ the Americas and also the mechanisms by which these discoveries occurred.

Indeed it’s an unarguable fact that most people in the known world before Columbus’ first voyage to the Americas neither had any idea that there were entire continents on Earth yet to be discovered, nor would perhaps even believe that the world was round. Common belief in those days was either that the world was flat, or that the circumference of the earth was simply too great to sail around westward to reach Asia. Not only that, but with the Spanish Inquisition going strong at the time of Columbus’ proposal to Queen Isabella I, he was literally putting his life on the line by not only suggesting such an outlandish concept as sailing west to the Indies, but also requesting that Spain fund the voyage as well.

Contrary to today’s absurd and idiotic flat-Earther trend, SOME humans have known for thousands of years that the Earth was round. Unfortunately, ‘some people knowing’ does not mean that most people have been aware throughout history – remember these are the days before the inter-connectivity existed that we now enjoy as a result of the internet.

Eratosthenes of Cyrene

The ancient Greek polymath Eratosthenes is known to have not only surmised that the Earth is round, but also to have nearly exactly calculated its circumference – and this was over two-thousand years ago! How did he manage this feat without the benefit of modern technology, the same technology that current flat-Earthers ignore?

This man was astute enough to realize that if obelisks in the southern part of Egypt showed no shadows at noon, and if a deep well in that area was perfectly lit at its bottom, then due to Earth’s flatness, obelisks (or any vertical object) near Alexandria should cast no shadows either. Earth’s roundness however denied this possibility, and Eratosthenes was intelligent enough to realize that since these objects further north cast shadows at high noon, this must mean that the Earth was round. He then set about to measure the degree of the shadows and through trigonometry calculate the curvature of the Earth – and therefore also a close approximation of its circumference (thrown off just a bit since the Earth is a slightly flattened spheroid rather than a perfect sphere).

So it was settled before the time of Christ then…the Earth was/is round…only however to those who were learned enough to understand this logic and also actually hear about Eratosthenes’ findings in the first place (no internet). Then of course there was also the fall of the classical civilizations and the dark ages and so on, so fast forward to the 1490’s and things were somewhat back to where we started, a lot of people only believed what they could see and education was not necessarily abounding, regardless of the fact that several Muslims had by then also effectively calculated the circumference of the earth and therefore ‘proved’ its roundness.

Columbus used as much of this scholarly evidence as he could – sometimes tailored to meet his own goals (understating the circumference) – when pleading his case to several monarchs only to be rejected time and again until Spain finally saw fit to wager the cost of a voyage against the potential windfall that could result for the crown were he to prove successful. The rest is history. On the 12th of October, 1492, Columbus landed on the island he christened ‘San Salvador’ – now part of The Bahamas – ten long weeks after departing Palos de la Frontera, Spain, and thus began the systematic exploitation of the Americas by Spain and later Portugal which resulted in untold measures of devastation to the indigenous peoples over hundreds of years (and which some would argue is still occurring).

We’re all well aware of what happened after 1492, with various colonial powers in Europe subsequently carving up pieces of the Americas as their own and warring over them until the manifest destiny of The United States was achieved as well as Mexican independence from Spain, and the list goes on…but what about the history of the Americas before 1492? This is where things get somewhat tumultuous among scholars as different theories continue to compete for legitimacy.

It may have taken a while, but the discovery of the remains of a Norse settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland in 1960 finally proved that Viking explorers had indeed reached North America as part of living their sagas, and that they had done so somewhere around the year 1000 AD – potentially even a clean five hundred years prior to Columbus’ first voyage. Why was this not already understood well before Columbus’ time? One explanation is that the Norse just didn’t think much of it, perhaps not enough at least to put any effort into ensuring that this information was conveyed to other, non-Norse peoples. The Norse did what they were used to doing about these things, it was included into their sagas and nothing more was really thought of it over time.

Another potential reason is that they may have wanted to keep these new waters to themselves rather than soon have other countries coming in to compete for fishing areas. One thing is certain, if you look at it from the Norse point of view, this discovery didn’t to them have the same meaning as it ended up having for Columbus. From a northern perspective this was just another coast in addition to Greenland’s, Iceland’s, and Scotland’s which were in the same general area to the Norse. They most probably didn’t for instance, travel southward enough to understand the sheer scale of the American continents, nor were they particularly inclined to do so. Keep in mind that L’Anse aux Meadows was starting to get far enough to be slightly more inconvenient to travel to as compared to some of their closer territorial areas.

One thing becoming slightly different however as the Norse traveled westwards, was the presence of what they called “skrælings”, basically the indigenous peoples already living in these areas when the Norse arrived, and what would later become known as Native Americans in the case of those encountered in Newfoundland. The exact meaning of this word as it was used at the time is debated but it’s thought to range from “barbarian” to “weakling”, or perhaps it was even used to describe these people’s clothing, skin, or behavior. Regardless of what the Norse thought of them however, the fact is that they were already living in these arctic areas by the time the Norse arrived, which begs the question…from where and when did THEY come?

This question has no easy answer, especially if one were looking to know about the exact peoples encountered by those Viking voyages considering that there have been a number of different groups that have lived in the area from time to time over the centuries including the Thule, Dorset, Inuit, and others. The precise time ranges for which each of these cultures thrived and when they collapsed (and why) aren’t clear, but what is clear is that the pre-Columbian history of the Americas is long and rich at the very least.

Just like things used to be as simple as “Columbus discovered America“, which we now know to not quite be the case, the initial human population of America is also becoming more complicated as time goes on. What used to be the consensus was that the first people to inhabit the Americas (and only people, until European contact) walked across land connecting Asia and North America that was then exposed due to lower sea levels as a result of more water being tied up in ice at the time. While either this and/or a coastal migration along a similar route is generally accepted to have occurred – due both to archaeological and DNA evidence – the question remains, was this the only way humans arrived to the new world?

Evidence continues to mount that the historical human migration to the Americas might just be more complicated than that single theory alone accounts for. One category of evidence supports potential pre-Columbian and pre-Norse European contact with North America as outlined in the ‘Solutrean Hypothesis’. Certain stone tools found in the Eastern United States and just off of its East Coast appear to be some of the oldest artifacts yet discovered in the Americas, potentially conflicting with the time tables of when people were crossing over from Asia. Not only that, but the artifacts in question show a style of stone-age technology that not only strikingly resembles artifacts discovered in western European locations such as France and Spain, but that also pre-date by thousands of years their usage by known Native American cultures such as the Clovis.

Left: Solutrean artifacts from France
Right: Stone artifact recovered from the Chesapeake bay along with a 22k year-old Mastadon skull

The Clovis had been traditionally thought of as the oldest peoples to inhabit the Americas as a solidified culture, however sites such as the Meadowcroft Rockshelter in Pennsylvania, Cactus Hill in Virginia, Buttermilk Creek Complex in Texas, and Page-Ladson in Florida – among others – all point to a pre-Clovis presence of humans in North America – sometimes by thousands of years. The existence of this older evidence largely concentrated along the eastern coast of The United States, along with the similarities with European Solutrean artifacts suggests that there may have been human contact with North America up to twenty-two thousand years ago or more and that these people may very well have been some of, or potentially the first humans to set foot onto the continent.

The Beringia migration from Asia makes sense enough and remains undisputed, but how could Europeans have gotten to America in pre-history without a similarly exposed land bridge? Evidence shows that during the time of the Solutreans the seasonal presence of the northern ice cap in the Atlantic reached as far south as France, and continued all the way across the ocean to North America. The ice wasn’t constant year-round, but that may have actually contributed to the Solutreans getting westward…

Just as the ice would have started to recede with the approach of warmer spring temperatures, it also would have moved in a western-flowing direction due to currents caused by the melting itself. Solutreans would not necessarily have intended to make the trip across the Atlantic, but after going a certain distance in search of food that the ice would have provided (seals, etc), they may have accidentally gotten caught up in the melting pack ice currents and eventually been deposited near or onto the East Coast of North America. This is a plausible explanation for how they got across the ocean, and also provides many opportunities for such an event as each year would’ve provided for that scenario.

Such phenomenon of accidentally crossing an ocean is actually not unheard of, strong sea currents can very well result in boats travelling thousands of miles off course and to unintended destinations. There are several known examples in the Pacific of Japanese seafarers being blown off course and then carried by the Kuroshio Current all the way to the the West Coast of North America – some as far south as California. This has happened literally dozens of times that we know of and probably happened countless times over past millennia as well.

In addition to the several known and documented cases where Japanese sailors have inadvertently made it to North America, there are also other types of potential evidence of this contact historically. Examples such as similarities in pottery between the Ecuadorian Valdivia culture and their Jōmon counterparts in Japan at the time, as well as peculiar differences between the Zuni tribe of New Mexico and their neighbors regarding linguistic characteristics and religious beliefs (seeming to potentially have been caused by Japanese influence) add to the probability that Pacific pre-Colombian contact – while not widely known about or understood – is gaining in the probability of having occurred. This appears to support a similar possibility/probability with regards to the same having happened with pre-Colombian Europeans such as the Solutreans.

A small Japanese merchant vessel, the Hojunmaru – most likely similar to this – left Onoura bound for Edo in late 1832 but instead arrived with three survivors in Cape Flattery in 1834 in what was later to be Washington State

Evidence of pre-Columbian migration to or contact with the Americas continues into South America and perhaps is even more convincing. The Pedra Furada sites in Brazil suggest evidence of human habitation going as far back as twenty-two thousand years or further depending on the interpretation of certain artifacts and charcoal dating. These spans of time are well before most ranges theorized for Beringian crossings to North America – not to mention the time it would then take for humans to migrate as far south as Brazil etc.

Some South American evidence is less about human remains or tools, but instead relies on the presence of some of the the same plants or animals in both South America and locations in Oceania. It’s fact that humans found ways to populate the thousands of islands strewn across the vast expanses of the Pacific Ocean. Ancient techniques of reading the ocean currents and wave patterns along with navigation using the stars allowed Micronesians, Melanesians, and Polynesians to travel thousands of miles and eventually populate islands as remote as Hawaiʻi and Rapa Nui (Easter Island). In the case of Rapa Nui, it doesn’t take much imagination to envision that if humans could get from Asia to eventually as far as Easter Island, then it would seem logical that they could also get to the coast of Chile.

Pacific Islanders even made maps signifying ocean swell currents and the locations of islands which affected those currents; tools like this allowed predictable and accurate travel by boat across hundreds and thousands of miles of open water
The distances covered by pacific islanders is absolutely astonishing, and it would make little sense for them to have stopped at Easter Island and gone no further east

One piece of evidence supporting intermingling between Pacific Islanders and South Amerindians is the sweet potato. It is known and has been genetically proven that the sweet potato is native to South America, however by the time European sailors arrived in the Pacific, the sweet potato was already present across the region. Phylogenetic evidence supports at least two introductions of the sweet potato to Oceania with the first potentially as far back as 700 AD. It’s unclear exactly how this happened but the edible evidence doesn’t stop there. Chicken bones found in Chile dating to the late 1300’s at the latest show through DNA analysis to be related to chickens from Southeast Asia and islands in the Pacific. Chickens were not thought to exist at all in the Americas before Columbus and others introduced European varieties, therefore, how did chickens get to South America before European contact, and how is it they are related to Asian breeds if it weren’t for some sort of contact between the peoples of these regions?

Evidence upending traditional theories on how the Americas were initially populated as well as evidence supporting various pre-Columbian contact between settlers of the Americas and Asian, European, or other peoples later in the timeline continues to mount and isn’t confined to only just what’s been mentioned here but spans other categories such as lingual similarities and artifacts whose presence remains as yet unexplained. Research will continue and we’ll no doubt also continue to discover new archaeological finds which in some cases may answer questions, and in other cases raise even more, but one thing remains certain…we must continue to search for the truth.

The Fajr Prayer and The Gregorian Chants
Prester John

What most people don’t realize is that praying to Muhammad and Allah is NOT in direct opposition to the Lord Almighty or Christ himself. In fact… Allah and God are one and the same – they are both the God of Abraham. We must all learn to understand and accept each other in this realm and world, and recognize our similarities rather than our differences.

These historical and modern battles over oil and wealth are perpetuated by the rich amongst our cultures, not the poor as Jesus and Muhammad once walked with. The message of these holy men was one of peace and unity, not of division and separation. Only once the Lionhearted of Christianity and the Jihadists of Islam can take enough time to pause and see the commonalities between each other will this world progress to the final stages of sheer holiness and enlightenment. Amen.

Start your morning with the Muslim Fajr prayer
Follow your first morning prayer with the Gregorian Chants